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Stalagmite
i love cartoons more than you. they're totally Bonerific :D:D:D

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Posted by Stalagmite - September 2nd, 2009


okay. so i am pissed. i spend hours and hours on an acapella. It gets some attention and a few good votes. then disappears off the face of the earth.

so i made like 7 acapellas, all which i am quite pleased with, but they are all in the fail zone. so i submit this crappy song about cheese for A JOKE, its a 18 second acapella of failzorg, and sucks the krakens anus.
so imagine how much WTFistamine i took when i saw it had 9 votes of 5 and 4 downloads within 10 minutes of submission!

i dont know about you but i think that just fists the nuns ass hole.

FAILZORG

9 votes of 5 on a FAIL song?


Posted by Stalagmite - July 23rd, 2009


*throws away the cheese*
drew the mew rocks =D heres the song i made him!
its completely all my vocals.. with effects on. I like the Guitar bit and the ending best =D

oh yeah; this is my piccy i drew in vectors. =D I LUUUURVE cat face =D

MEWS SONG! HAIL!

Drew the mews home page =D

DREW THE MEW


Posted by Stalagmite - May 11th, 2009


another idea. just sayin lol... you must be getting fed up! my other works have been temporarily on hold for this one. its called "Jinko!"
its gonna be FUN FUN FUN! i expect it will be done by wednesday! i started it yesterday. three days work isnt so bad i guess. well, it is if they are your only three days off!
HAHAHA... sorry, i said "epic lolz" there are none here. i lied.. what a bastard i am.

Another Epic LOLz


Posted by Stalagmite - May 6th, 2009


okay. DrewtheMew i am actually a Flying squirrel with a heavy reserve of nuts... they are heavy so i have to drop them all the time... hmm... i drop my nuts every five minutes but still sound like a choir boy....

SonicShadowSilver- You are the awesome. to support me and only have seen one of my screwy animations means you rock! thanks for the feedback dude! and yes! i promise my future submissions wont let you down!

Agereason! you are my rock. like a rock you sleep ALOT. but thankfully when you are awake you fill my small world with joy and joyful joyness. YOU ROCK!

Nooooooooowwww.w.w.com.
I am creating yet another animation to tangeant on for five minutes lol. its a chat show hosted by an alien... i have a piccy of him here, with Wall-E and Eva in the background... i just wanted a little feedback really. what do you think??? and would you look forward to seeing something like this???

its basically an alien who reviews movies like a normal critic... only he gets a little irate... well.. actually he gets really, REALLY pissed off. and it should be hilarious to see him rant. :D:D:D

well, maybe... maybe not.
thanks for pokin your nose in peoples. :D:D:D
Voice actors are welcome to ask for a spot in the show! just ask!
I present you with another five minute wonder!

EWO! lets chat shit.

EWO! lets chat shit!


Posted by Stalagmite - May 2nd, 2009


okay.... so if i get an idea... well i kind of drop the shit i am currently doing and begin the fresher idea... this is only because i must push out all my ideas before i forget. My newest is actually a darker twist for me... i am normally happy bunny cute cute.. but not today... the forums pissed me off... so i was inspired to create an animation based on being judged unfairly and its results... it is very disturbing :D:D:D Yayness for mind fucking.

Well... as i say... just because i am easily distracted does not mean all the productions i intend to create are left behind... NO! NO! NO! all the following ideas are in production.. YES! i have started all of them.. its just a case of which finnishes first!

okay so we have WEEBLS "cat face" top right corner. parody obviously, but nothing offensive or out of order...
written and animated by Stalagmite
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Critical critters (CC) under the cat face poster.... a cartoon critic show giving you the latest gossip on your favourite new movie releases!
Created and animated by stalagmite. co writer Agereason, voice talents by stalagmite and Fornoreason.
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Vegetbale hospital, that ugly red face thing by the CC poster Hopefully a series entailing vulnerable veg and the unfortunate encounters they must endure from there fruity doctors. Written by Agereason. co written, voice acting and animation by stalagmite.
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gear group movie- little special something on the side for the gear group... remains unfinnished for the moment. written by stalagmite.
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And finally "The Mortal Fear" (that disturbing image) about being judged and alone... created by stalagmite, written BRILLIANTLY IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES! by Agereason. and animated by stalagmite. itiis going to rock.

My "TO DO" list


Posted by Stalagmite - April 28th, 2009


Okay... so i have the attention span of a 3 year old. BUT! the good thing is i also have the imagination of a three year old, and the fowl mouthed cartoon loving of a 40 year old, despite being aged in between LOL.
SO..... yet again... i announce another animation, which will hopefully be coming your way soon! it is called "critical critters!"
It will be basically real critiquing on existing and upcoming movies, but with a back alley; " Bad, Ratty attitude meets lazy, dozey, twat" twist :D:D:D

and with a Bangin' writer/film LOVER Agereason
and a great new Voice actor with a cheese fetish :D:D:D Fornoreason
things will go smoother than a tight little ass :D:D:D
joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy :D:D:D

P.S. Mr.Dogshit (doggy/catty thing) played by Stalagmite
and Nick (the rat) played by Fornoreason setting the scene.

tell me if your looking forward to it! or if you wish it would die :D:D:D

Cute Critics on GAS


Posted by Stalagmite - April 14th, 2009


okay. so if you ever watched any dull hospital drama, you will love my newest animation that totally RIPS em! I have been working hard with "agereason" my director, to develop an animated short series.... we have not chosen the title yet, but it proves to be my best animation so far!

Oh... did i mention vegetables... yes... well not that their is much difference anyway, but the people are being replaced with vegetables in this series, so....Yup...

So i am trying not to give it all away, but tell me what you think about this animation please.. are you looking forward to it? or do you hate its guts and wish it would die?

Enjoy the little piccy i drew. :D it should be out soon :D:D:D

Rotten Tomatos


Posted by Stalagmite - April 12th, 2009


so i said i was using flash. but i have not even started learning it yet! OOPS!
however i have been planning some wonderful ideas and collaberating with some good artists who dont get enough attention on NG.
Firstly i am developing a comedy sketch series written by AgeReason and it hopes to be a goodun! lol. first episode is out ASAP. and i am SURE i will be making more of those.

Vishnunamboodiripad and I will be working the original idea "in the view of a six year old". where the oblivious innocent 6 year old is exposed to innapropriate knowledges posted by YOU the public. It is definately worthy of a watch when it is submitted!

and finally a little project for the gear group entitled "ROBOCOG" ...it is in production, here is a snippit piccy of what is to come with that project!

And as for pokemanze.... the next episode will be submitted for halloween.... the full "hostel" experience. LOL

If you have any projects in mind and want someone to animate them... PICK ME! YAYNESS!
If i like the project i will see if i can animate it! but i do not use flash at the moment. Sorry, anime studio will have to do. :(
Well, i have given you a taster of whats to come, so enjoy and sit tight

Up and Coming projects


Posted by Stalagmite - April 11th, 2009


WOW! Onions XD submitted a brilliant animation about a group of random creatures, and for some reason.... an onion.... but do not DISS the onion... for it is realy.... ME! muhahaha! i am excited to be in such a fantastic project. and look forward to (hopefully) being in Kaos beans 2!
BIG THANKS TO ONIONSXD for this great oppertunity. :D:D:D
now by the power of greyskull,...

check this shit out yo!

KAOS BEANS REDUX!!!

Have a nice day! and a happy easter!

HOLY SHIZZLE!!!


Posted by Stalagmite - April 10th, 2009


yes. happy good friday. a day of joy and wonder and bunnies and prophets dying for our sins.
just make sure you remind your innocent minded toddler friends.... a guy was tortured and beaten and then viciously murdered.... That is why we eat yummy yummy chocolate to celebrate! YAY!
i have MINE! a cadburys cream egg.... so technically... jesus provided that for me... so... THANKS JESUS FOR THE EASTER EGG! YAY!

P.S. i cant draw jesus but i can draw a easter bunnny :D:D:D

Happy Guy on a LOL on a STICK day!!!