Stalagmite's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Professor Layton pt. 4]

absolute genius

you have captured the essence of comedy in its roarest form. It is simply the situation the characters are in. Turning something so basic as shopping, into a large unusual endeavour... and going about it so as all ends are met and it makes sense.
This is incredibly brilliant. and is most worthy of viewing, and in my opinion... first place.
well done.

Skaijo responds:

I appreciate the analysis. I try to water down the animation quality to match the simplicity of the humor, and improve the overall funniness of the flash. <3

[life's framerate]

LOL

this was quite funny. the animation was fine. a tad minimal, but i know how freakin hard it is to animate. i think its content was hilarious, and the voice acting was good. :D well done. all good stuff. :D

[got your nose]

this was good.

you are an average animator aswell! lol. well arent you talented! LOL. your voice acting is good. the sound quality is good. the animation was predictable but funny. :D:D:D good job. make more!

pawlakt responds:

thanks for the review... was the "well arent you talented!" supposed to be sarcastic?

[Telly.]

lol.

the animation was quite bad. the content is good though. you are british! yay! another uk voice actor! lol. good job. i enjoyed this. and yes. ITV SUCKS! to improve this, you could have colour, as their arent really any other attractive events in this piece, which means it needs something to help engage the audience more.

interesting concept and very fun. well done.

Mechabloby responds:

colour is rubbish like ITV

we should know that NO COLOUR IS EVER IN THE UK it's all bleak

[[NoN] EP3 >:U]

spammy lol

yeah its a little spammy, but actually quite funny. the noise effects where horrible though. made me jump! LOL. funny pictures too! good fun.

Grub-Xer0 responds:

lol

[Uncle Dumb-ass]

LOL! fantastic!

light humoured! good fresh fun. its not THAT funny, but it is very entertaining. really admire the situation and the MR KRABS feel you gave uncle patrick LOL.
very good! keep it up! :D

[HVH - The Legend]

adverts. LOL

i look forward to seeing the full version. i dont like leaving animations with questions. that is why i hate "lost". LOL. but i do like your style, and i like tomamoto. together, you can destroy the world!

p.s. i will keep my eye open for it :D

Elroy responds:

thanks. TomaMoto is a wonderful voice actor, and I look forward to animating the rest.

[The Unwanteds, Chapter 1]

FANTASTIC!

i have watched the portal for a while now, watching spoofy bullshit, owl bullshit, games after games after FUCKING games. and finally! my waiting has paid off! jeeze! that was hard!
if it means i have to sit on the edge of my seat by the portal for another year, i will wait the fuck out for the next one of these!
Brilliant. SO F@kin brilliant!

[Sounds of Randomness]

LOL. quite cool

it is merely inanimate images with a lipsync function. HOWEVER considering it is your first animation. no one should expect to see much.
What i mean in a twisted and badly worded way....is well done.
It is not easy making cartoons, and it is harder to make them well.
i suck balls at animation. so you are smart!
keep it up! your pictures are great, and although they lacked movement, the actually contained some pretty cool ideas.
The more you practice the better you will become. Well done dude!
P.S. ten stars. because you have submitted something you have put effort into.
well done. 5/5 10/10.
P.P.S. people may be rude and unreasonable during viewing this (it is a "first" animation). if anyone states anything unreasonable, you can report it. however if they advise you in a respectable and reasonable manner, you should simply take their advice and thank them :D:D:D

[Prostitute Mickey 2]

the best.

this is better than the other one. voices are GREAT! even mickey! as i said in the other one, mickey sounds appropriately "out of place and irregular" lol.
the other was quite tame, and did drag a little. but this one is GENIUS! you have the best animation content i have seen on this site! please make the third! but have pluto sniffing coke. LOL,
Absolute genius again. well done. SERIOUSLY! WOW!

Jonnyethco responds:

Thanks man. We have more ideas for this series and hopefully we can continue to make these sick and twisted shorts.