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Total Medals Earned: 33 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 360 Points

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 7/1/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Fish Outta Water

Belly Up Unlocked 8/31/10
5 Points
Crash Your Bowl
Blow Out 10 Points Beat the Blowfish Boss
Jumping The Shark 10 Points Die trying to jump a shark
Turtle Power 10 Points Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Don't Croak Now 25 Points Beat the Frog boss
A Walrus of a Tale 50 Points Beat the Walrus boss
Sea Legs 50 Points Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)

Friday: The Game

DERP! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
Fail at typing
Oh Poop II Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
You found some poo!
Road Kill Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
Fall out of the car.
ZAP! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
What a SHOCKING experience!
Partyin, Partyin, NO! Unlocked 4/16/11
25 Points
Just say NO !
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! Unlocked 4/16/11
50 Points
Get to the party!
Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points Disco inferno
Cereal Killer 5 Points What a nutty way to die!
Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points See you next FALL!
Oh Poop 5 Points Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop III 5 Points Well, at least now you fit into
Suicide 5 Points Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Going Viral 10 Points Based on a true story.
Poop Princess 25 Points Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic 25 Points Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin 50 Points Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic 50 Points Lose in every way possible.
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/18 (95/385 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/22/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 8/29/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

LARRY: Pup Run

Barely Broken Unlocked 11/11/10
5 Points
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
Crushing Victory 5 Points break 20 hurdles in a single run
Doug Mount 10 Points find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
Fresh and Fruity 10 Points eat a super rare Pineapple!
Hungry Muncher 10 Points Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Super Dog 10 Points Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Closest Shave Ever 25 Points Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/75 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Mini Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B747 Unlocked 10/19/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
LearJet 25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
Beluga 50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde 50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle 50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle

Medals Earned: 4/12 (125/500 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/540 points)

Relive Your Life

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Yogurt.
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dressing in Drag 10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)

Spike - A Love Story

Beyond Words Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
Cut Off a Conversation
Centerpieces Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
A Nice Center Smash
Droppin' Ten Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
Ten Crush-Hugs
Easy Fiver Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Just Barely Unlocked 4/28/11
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Comedic Timing 10 Points You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Quickie 10 Points Far Left Hit
Teen Angst 10 Points Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Will Survive 10 Points 20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love 25 Points Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack 25 Points 21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher 25 Points 30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher 50 Points 40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER 100 Points 50 Hits in Survival

Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)