Stalagmite's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DNA stole my Candeh]

i watched this the other day...

hello ash tray clock! your gorilla advertising worked. you left me a comment in my Blog stating "hellow"...
thanks. and hellow back!

NOW! for a fresh review on this piece of work....
it is a mexican. made of DNA... stealing candy.....

WELL that about sums it up i think.
the idea was good. and i thought it was going somewhere, but was upset to find it was not even that gdgd. however you are currently better than me at animation. so gd gd matey. and keep it up and practicing.
P.S. you are so random.

polearmclock responds:

Thank you very much :D

[Death of a Teen Werewolf]

exqueeze me whilst i break the mould. :D

FIVE! OMG! HOW DARE I BREAK FREE FROM THE OPPRESSIONS OF ZERO-10! NO CONFORMITY! NO PEER PRESSURE!
anyways... down to the reviewing. I watched it but i didnt really laugh.
it was entertaining non the less. It may have gone better with a plot or characters. but who am i to judge your thoughts. (as random as they are) LOL. :D spank you buddy budweiser. and have a jolly spiffing day! P.S. i dropped a crate of feathers on my horse around the anal region... and well... um.......are we all going to die now?
:D:D:D:D:D

LambdaSigmaDelta responds:

marry me

[Break.]

kewl but....

it is great that you are portraying an idea we can all relate to. i am really happy with your design and ideas. i really like the pastel style and pale colours. perhaps a reflection of the dulness of work LOL.
But i say, it surely could have been made more entertaining by developing it more. i understand your concept and that you are happy with your result. i am only reviewing as an audience member. I do love this piece. it makes me happy and glad im not at school anymore :D. thanks alot.

[HooganBlah]

Choice of words....."LACK"

it lacks in many ways. sorry to say m8. better than some though. some are just pictures of fat kids. keep it up. get better. get respect. own some kids at your level. :D

[Edd Egg - Saw]

G-Knee- OOOS!

DID NOT STOP LAUGHING! I AM CRYING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!! SOO GOOD. WELL DONE!

[Edd Egg - Apocalxmas Pt 3]

ENGLISH YET AGAIN! COMEDY GENIUS.

I HAD REVIEWED YOUR CHARACTER VOICES BASED ON WHAT I HEARD. BUT NOW I CAN SEE AS WELL AS HEAR, MAKING THE TWO COMPATIBLE IDEAS ONE GREAT EXPERIENCE!
I AM REALLY PLEASED WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE. AND I APOLOGISE FOR COMING ACROSS BRASH IN YOUR VOICE ACTING REVIEW.
to improve this piece, try adding music to push it along and make it more intersting. it helps set the scene too.
I enjoyed the content of this piece. the style and the characters. and the mad random humour. (thunderbirds LOL) good job. i love these now.

[The Assumption Song]

LOLISH

im sure you know what i mean when i say this is a big steaming pile of quite good animation, with a terrible knack for irritating the shit out of no one because its so good. :D Assume that Bi-Atch. :D
Rockin. 5/5 10/10

[Open Here]

Absolutely grand

that was excellent. I havent actually seen any Sci fi and fantasy effects as good as there are on this stick animation! trly excellent work. and i have no idea how you did this in 100 hours. its taking me YEARS! for my productions lol. thanks alot. truly funny.

[Don't Worry, Son]

i think i need that surgery LOL

powerful stuff! an epic plot, funny idea. truly entertaining and incredibly well drawn. Well done. you are my new favourite artist. :D 5/5 10/10 :D

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much!

[MK Konquest Adventure 1]

british voice actors are the best :D

Well done kind sir! might i trouble you for another spot of tea on the porch?
I recently aquired some dear little crumpets to munch. then perhaps we can play a tad of Croquet? Well old bean. im all out of stereotypical phrases. im off to crack one off.
Animation was minimal. voices good, but overly synthesised. style was nice, pictures where nice. but quite long without any actuall events. got a little dull. but none the less i am impressed. :D thank you.