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[Salad Fingers Episode 2]

OI! SALAD FINGERS!

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT JEREMY FISHER TASTES LIKE! You bastard. :D
Either you have had a stroke of genius... Or just a stroke. Either way, this is wacky, weird, And thanks to you, media students everywhere are going to study this and its "deeper meaning" for the rest of eternity. Oh well. lol. I dont care as im not a media student. :D Ciao mein!

[Harry Potter INA]

Potter fans be warned LOL!

i am givng you four. Because as talented an artist as you are (and you really definately are) the voice acting was SOooo terrible, i found it difficult to be pulled into the comedy scenario, I was very aware that i was watching a homemade animation. Also sleezey inuendos are funny in moderation, But you may as well have someone reading inuendos from a book. animation was minimal, and exluding Lip sync im not sure their was any other animation. stretch your self more. Good comedy takes months to write, it shouldnt take days. and get a good performer to do the voicing. that i feel is what really let it down.

[ParodyRangersTheMovie 1-1]

jolly good show old bean!

entertainment TO THE FREAKING MAX! i am happy now. thank you! BTW i will right a real review once watching the rest of these movies. if you care lol. :D

[Caramel Dance ~ Jaz style]

Hypnotism is scary

THe more i watched it the more i felt the NEED to watch more. very repetetive i must say. but its fluidity is awesome. and i love that song :D
P>S> the hypnotist says "give 10 stars"

[Broken Dream]

Ok.

my concern is your will to pump out an animation in one day. people dont want to watch them really unless they have had effort put in. this is kind of spammy, and there is no power behind this work.
to improve may i suggest adding colour next time as their was nothing keeping my eyes on the screen, AND if the character is the same colour as the background it is difficult to focus on what the Creator wanted you too. your camera angles where enough to establish the content of the peice, however i only knew where the scene was SET at the end, when the plane hit. Perhaps add clouds or sky to aid the viewer in the acknowledgment of this setting. also it lacked a point. it is physical comedy i understand that. but you have not enforced the idea behind the comedy with perhaps enough tension. its length is upsetting. I found that before i realised what had happened, it was over. TENSION is always good. It raises questions... and what makes peoples jaws drop is when the question is answered with an unexpected answer. this is one take on comedy anyway. I congratulate you though, for getting through an animation, this is another step towards getting better. i warn you for next time though. PEOPLE are harsh. and really you should only submit content you truly feel proud of, or you know you have worked on/ For instance i can tell you have not really tried here, or at least tried your hardest. to improve you need confidence, and people will knock it if you continue submitting poor quality animations. NEXT time... Seriously think about your Animation. thank you for your time :D PS. ONE STAR FOR IDEA.

[With My Mind's Madness]

LOL

i dont beleive it. it had a plot and everything. ive seen a few of these and i dont generally like them, but you truly made this your own. plus i loved Psi ops, and Cold is quite good. thank you!

[Cat Face 6]

meh.

I am not suprised at anything in this animation. it doesnt lack anything, except something to make it different to your usual work. You cant base comedy on randomness alone. Use actual jokes, or physical humour, instead of just saying random things, like "cat face....Mouth full of crabs.....Electric gypsy etc" random is funny but not if all your content is obscure, it just becomes boring and removes the novelty. Your actuall animating skills are great, and your singer is very original, but it needs something people can relate to. thank you for your time. :D

["The Fox and the Mirrior"]

it is a fox not a wolf

wow. impressive. i am happy to see someone still has the ability to hand draw an entire animation frame by frame. well done

[Fjernsyn]

miracle man

my gosh man!i was ACTUALLY EXCITED TO WATCH THE PAINT DRY! how on earth can someone simulate such an unusual thing! a genius! but i expect that from you anyway. :D

[Jerry]

thats me.

thats me. 10 stars. it went on a bit. but that symbolises jerries ongoing never ending routine life. well done anyhows :D