Stalagmite's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[My Friend Jade]

hmmm.....

i can not give you a ten unfortunately. If you do not want our dislike for jade to effect our judgement then that shall be so.

The nature of this work was unusual. if you wanted to display respect for her. you wouldnt parade her breasts around and expose her in such a negative perspective captured by the media.
I think a song and a bunch of fly by photos is not very entertaining. none the less. 5 stars. 3 vote. simply for jade. i feel sorry for her family. and no one deserves to die.
next time, add some content and depth so we can share the compassion

Sidorio responds:

You really, really, really missed the point.

[~GG~ Dear Bagel Brigade]

wow

you are good at animations. you can do better though.
i cant believe how quick you did it actually. :D:D:D

Smiley-Bob responds:

:) lol thank you, yes I probably can.

:) hehe yea, I'm pretty speedy.

[Life Interupts Animating]

great stuff!

excellent. at first i was a bit unsure as to what it was about. it reminded me of Robot chicken. I especially like your use of pirates and ninjas! but the question is who would win in a fight between a pirate and a ninja?

This was awesome. perhaps some collaberations ar in order!
we will see! :D:D:D make more like this. :D:D:D

DrewtheMew responds:

The terrorists would win dah, they have a bomb and alot of guns!
But maybe a collab, OOOOOoooo?

[Professor Layton pt. 4]

absolute genius

you have captured the essence of comedy in its roarest form. It is simply the situation the characters are in. Turning something so basic as shopping, into a large unusual endeavour... and going about it so as all ends are met and it makes sense.
This is incredibly brilliant. and is most worthy of viewing, and in my opinion... first place.
well done.

Skaijo responds:

I appreciate the analysis. I try to water down the animation quality to match the simplicity of the humor, and improve the overall funniness of the flash. <3

[got your nose]

this was good.

you are an average animator aswell! lol. well arent you talented! LOL. your voice acting is good. the sound quality is good. the animation was predictable but funny. :D:D:D good job. make more!

pawlakt responds:

thanks for the review... was the "well arent you talented!" supposed to be sarcastic?

[Telly.]

lol.

the animation was quite bad. the content is good though. you are british! yay! another uk voice actor! lol. good job. i enjoyed this. and yes. ITV SUCKS! to improve this, you could have colour, as their arent really any other attractive events in this piece, which means it needs something to help engage the audience more.

interesting concept and very fun. well done.

Mechabloby responds:

colour is rubbish like ITV

we should know that NO COLOUR IS EVER IN THE UK it's all bleak

[[NoN] EP3 >:U]

spammy lol

yeah its a little spammy, but actually quite funny. the noise effects where horrible though. made me jump! LOL. funny pictures too! good fun.

Grub-Xer0 responds:

lol

[HVH - The Legend]

adverts. LOL

i look forward to seeing the full version. i dont like leaving animations with questions. that is why i hate "lost". LOL. but i do like your style, and i like tomamoto. together, you can destroy the world!

p.s. i will keep my eye open for it :D

Elroy responds:

thanks. TomaMoto is a wonderful voice actor, and I look forward to animating the rest.

[Prostitute Mickey 2]

the best.

this is better than the other one. voices are GREAT! even mickey! as i said in the other one, mickey sounds appropriately "out of place and irregular" lol.
the other was quite tame, and did drag a little. but this one is GENIUS! you have the best animation content i have seen on this site! please make the third! but have pluto sniffing coke. LOL,
Absolute genius again. well done. SERIOUSLY! WOW!

Jonnyethco responds:

Thanks man. We have more ideas for this series and hopefully we can continue to make these sick and twisted shorts.

[I'm a PC: Deleted Clips]

i am a pc. and i think this is LOL

i hate the advert. full of twats. but you ripped em good and proppa!
I hate the londoner one. it sounds like a terribly put on accent and is a bit pants.
my favourite has to be the "see dead people" LOL!
i enjoyed this. and unlike most of the time, i do not regret watching it. WELL DONE TEAM! excellent job. make more!

Little-Rena responds:

Lol, glad you liked it!