Stalagmite's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ew - I Really Really Hate You]

THIS

this makes me think of art school. i imagine some pretentous idiot using thsi in an artistic music video, when clearly its just made for the lulz XD
really funny work! to get the other two stars, i think a little equalising and measuring would have made the overpowering melody a little more tolerable

EnigmaticWolf responds:

Lol . the overpowering and that lead was just me just only giving half an ass for this song . I was getting tired of the 0 bombers XP . Thankyou for listening =D . This song = My anger venting . I'm not mad anymore though . Actually, I don't think they can bother me anymore now =D . ^_^ . I love your songs man <3

~ Enigmatic Wolf

[Dot Dot Dot]

ZING!!!

HUGE, this is epic and HILARIOUS to the maximus man! absolutely fantastic! i will vote this up every day XD seriously, i have shown all my friends and family :D you have made alot of people laugh! i bet your a real hoot at parties XD

D-Mac-Double responds:

Thanks muchly, Stag! You're always awesome.

[Brutal Beauty]

well

well i dont know much about this genre, but i know you have got the "dirty" bit right. but as for sounding eery, tense or having any kind of emotional provocation. i dont connect with the music, it sounds too undeveloped and has no space. it needs more effects. reverb on a few things would work. including your bass drum. this just sounds null and dry. no offense, i am going to listen to a few of your other songs, vote 5 (like i did for this one) and leave a comment if i like em :)

thanks for this song.

PERVOK responds:

I understand the whole "needing more effects" thing, it goes along with the concept that you need ambience to sound professional. But, adding reverb to things that you think sound dry will just make the sound loose and disconnected/ if it has bass it shouldn't have reverb. Thank you for the review though, I'll take your advice for sure.

[8 bit HEY JUDE]

deliciously musically nommishly joyous :3

As you waft this amazingly musical sexual apendage before my ears, i jizz my joy in your general direction. A blissful abundance of yayonaise that i would spread in my egg sandwiches any time. GOOD JOB! I LOVE IT!

darkhydra1 responds:

:O is this sexual speech in rpg text xD, thanks though :D

[Ultimate Koopa Uber Metal Mix]

Yayonaise!

EXCELLENT! man, you really have a flare for so much! Voice acting, music AND artwork :P well your pretty much an inspiration pal ;) keep up the great work, this is evil and deliciously MONSTrOUS xX3 i imagine mario being tortured to this for some reason :P great work!

AMTRAX91 responds:

Thank you Stalagmite ^_^

[Juice and Carpet]

LOL!

i got it almost immediately lol, its very creative, very funny, and well acted! i have to say the pacing is a little slow, but overall it is very well thought out!

LOL! i just heard 3:30 Hahaha! it keeps getting better! LOL! excellent fatty! X3

i love this man! very very funny! well written! the voices are quite good but a little samey together,
great work! :D

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Thanks there Stalagmite, now stop being a whore and post your animations to NG! >:)

[<MWA> + Hania - Wounded Love]

its fairly chill X3

the song is nice, a little minimal, but then it is hard to achieve minimal and have it sound good, but you achieved very close to what i would expect from a proffesional track. it is deep and full, the wonderful chords and traditional beat and style instruments. its nice and some lovely ideas! excellent work mate, your a fantastic musician X3

mjattie responds:

thanks a lot Stalagmite!!! You said some nice words!

[(::Ride The Wind::)]

NICE-NICE-BABEH!

this is smooth, my personal preference of ambience is normally more musically and melodically more inclined, but i think you imply a nice simplicistic melodic structure in this. :D this has enough depth for me to establish good power and to effect my mind. it is deep and powerful definately. i can feel alot of the emotion and stuff beind this, and so you have accomplished alot that oi would expect within an ambient song X3 good job fat kid! to improve, simply practice more, you can only get better X3

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Only cool people use X3 as a face. X3

It actually was VERY melodically inclined. The synths and pads are really complex, with over 500 notes! D: I played around with different notes and synths and combined them together until I found ones that fit. the real acomplishment was making the instruments, because reflecting my emotions through a computer instrument is hard heh. you know, dragging around bars and moving fake knobs on my screen makes it hard to really know what the outcome will be like. It took me forever to make that wind sound heh.

[I am Not Your Broom!]

GENIUS!!!

EXCELLENT! its about time you where noticed! LOL! congrats on daily 1st! hahahaha!

ForNoReason responds:

THANKS!!! I give you full credit! No real reason why...

[Spadoosh Juice!!!]

BOW- WOW!

Excellent work! it sounds pretty hilarious, wll, absolutely brought the hearty guffaws to my face if i am honest. :D
very impressive as a song, and an acapella. it is well done and sounds lovely!
i wish i had auto tuner for my acapellas ^ ^

hardtoplease responds:

haha hearty guffaws indeed :D Cheers!