Stalagmite's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[@@englishclock Vs Trickyc]

sexual

pure sexual bliss to my eyes. the visual intercourse of blatant eye teasing horny sexeffex.
your intense animation skills will be the end of me.

EnglishClock responds:

dude be careful you're getting eye semen in my salad

[Guitar Stop Motion:TTFAF!]

OMG

BRILLIANT!!!! very good idea. not so tired yet either. FUNNY! really funny! it was a nine originally, but i noticed your hilarious faces being pulled :D good job.
100 points to griffindore. :D

[Magic School Bus: Grade 5]

well....

it lacked good humour causing me to switch off admitedly.
the script seemed clumsily put together admitedly. i think you have your animation down to a T, even the voice acting was quite fun. but unfortunately instead of that being a redeeming feature, the script just brought it all down...
you have skills definately, but not in writing. you should work more on writing i think. :D other than that the rest was okay. keep up the good animation and get better at writing comedy :D

[Schmooper-Schmeroes]

Sexy

sexyful animation with Neil sanders written all over it. i watch your cartoons because i am fascinated by you. i watch them to try and understand what goes on in that unusual noggin of yours. you are talented, but there is an oddity about you that i can not quite put my finger on. this flash was entertaining and full of your familiar style. super cute, but yet retains a dull story... maybe you could do something with a point in the future, then you could have the full works and my full appreciation. good job on this. i look forward to your next production :D

TheBoogley responds:

thanks mate, yeah, I have trouble weaving a story together in this style, hopefully some time in the future the penny drops and I make something that gives the viewer a fuller experience. :)

[The Dirty Mind Collab]

hmm

i actually thought the work in the selection screen was very impressive. the gorilla looks awesome and the theme is unusual and fun to think about. however clearly you cant depend soully on that to justify the inconsistent quality and flow of animation. some was funny and some was not. and the "random" factor is dying now. you shouldnt rely so much on peoples understanding that it is intentionaly random thus funny. it could be good if the art was anything like the title screen. improvements can only be made over time with good criticism. i hope you can improve in the future :D keep it up :D

[Madness Supernatural]

it was okay i guess :D

its hard to do flash. so anything thatr isnt a picture of a penis is a step forwards on NG lol. good job with this! very very good concept! loved the body switch, although your TK wasnt very impressive, maybe a glow around the hand and one around the object to signify more clearly the ability is "extraordinary" lol. well thats only a little tip. :) also music wise, Wonchop used my song without permission. and i dont give a flying monkeys ass. clearly neither does tom fulp, thus, it is clear you can use other peoples songs :D thanks for this! :D good job.

munch-monster responds:

What a friendly user, your review made me smile :D

Thanks for the review, it is greatly appreciated!

[Arrgh Idol]

holy pigs puke!

My composition is in a animation! LOL!!! good job, pure LOLZ :D
wonderful work, no improvements neccesary, although like others say, a few more celeb skits would have been very funny! lol. :D good job any old how!

[A Friend Indeed]

was okay

graphically it seemed well done. but i dont know if you made the images your self. or if they where just pictures you found and then animated. i couldnt see any humour in there. i couldnt follow a plot and there was no developement for me to relate to a character. i guess it was watchable. but very short and not particularly impressive. keep up the good work, i like almost everything else you do! :D

[Clock Day 09!]

WUT?

why... i cant stop staring... it pulls my eyes into the screen.. my feet are lifted... the weird chibi orange and 8bit honk kong breakdown is sucking my soul into the land of merriment. :D this is so fucking awesome. i am favouriting this. A- because it is hilarious and wonderful!
B- because you voted 5 on my song just for Justice! lol. :D thank you :D:D:D

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