Stalagmite's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Drunken sailor remix (DEMO)]

well

where i appreciate your support and enthusiasm for my version, i am not a liar. i voted eight because of course it can be improved. :D (voted 5 though :D)

there isnt alot going on really. you could improve by adding more instruments. the square synth is a little outdated though. try finding a fresher sound for the melody. with more energy, breath and bounce :D your beat is fine i think. im not up on beats but it sounds okay to me. the bass is good too. add some other activity... maybe an arp or string playing chords... i dont know. its your creativity that makes the song what it is.:D just broaden your mind and you willl improve if you try :D good job on this. :D very good job :D

BassTwister responds:

Thanks. Well sence it is my first track I still try to improve it :P This is all made in FL Studio and i really want the plugg in called NEXUS. But I will keep in mind what you said :9 Thanks :)

[Never Ending Story]

you speak Korean?

do you speak it or just voice the words? either way this sounds a little cheesey but alot of oriental pop does lol. this none the less displays clearly your talent for music recreation and vocal creativity! :D vey good job. to improve sing the original neverendingstory from the film! i miss that song so... :D hehe.

Cayler responds:

I speak the smallest amount of this language possible, like hello, my name is, how are you, this is really spicy... lol But I live with Koreans so I have to use it all the time. I have thought about covering the movie version, I love that one. lol

[The Daimyo Will See You Now...]

WTF

this sounds like a fight arena from Mortal kombat deadly alliance. very very inventive and unique. :D perfect work.

ProudAardvark responds:

Hey Stalagmite (Are those the sticky-uppy ones or the hangy-downy ones?) Thanks so much for the great review.

Also, this track is suddenly getting a ton of listens... how did you find it if you don't mind my asking?

[TV Land and 'Splosions]

the second voice...

sounds incredibly like homer simpson. :) absolutely fantastic actually! work on that one, because not many people can do homer. you would be well to advertise yourself in that way, alot of people ask for homer! :)
oh and that dude, i forget his name, but the 5th voice... was EXACTLY FRIKKIN like him! SO ACCURATE! BRILLIANT EXCELLENT! really frikkin good job man! :D well done! :D

poopywater responds:

Thanks for the positive review. I didn't realize it sounded like Homer, I can kinda hear it, but he's hard to do. I'll work on it though. Oh, and the guy you're thinking of is Christopher Walken.

[(gaia) va pirate contest]

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hey gaia! firstly. WTF. why didnt you pm me. this has been up for a week? man.. i am a SHIT stalker. but i thought you would send me a PM for a review. you didnt so lucky i discovered this anyways.

it is VERY good. you arent just a multitalented old wench whos voices drive my nuts insane.
YOU ARE a truly gifted writer too! :D that was fantastic writing! seriously, extremely good writing aswell! you are multitalented. and its great to know ya!
you always say crap like " when you get to the big wigs donate me some munnies" or " when your famous"
BUT YOU! are the one who will have peasants begging at your knees! i humbly bow down to the mistress of the voice :D WELL DONE! pissed that you didnt pm me though. >:(!!!!!!!!

rednikaiaG responds:

Ok, let me explain, my precious little refrigerator Stag-net, Ok------?
This sub was a pain in the ass! I had SO many problems, skimmin' it down to 60 seconds. I was almost hallucinating after I finished and I have to admit. I'm not really all that impressed with it. I had just put SO much time into SHORTENING its length that I didn't want to chuck it, ya know? I didn't ask anyone to come and review this (not that I can remember anyway). If I only could have used my pyschic abilities to magically squeeze in the ENTIRE script, I WOULD have found it worthy and WOULD have asked you to come give it a listen. I PROMISE! <3
Thank you for your compliments, Staggy-Poo. You're such a poor, biased soul. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I KNOW. I'm pulling a "Stag" here and thinking you're just saying shit to make me smile. Sitting around, thinking I'm nothing but a hot piss, creator. Uh-huh, that's right, I said it!
You're the sweetest Beaver ever and I can't thank you enough for your friendship and opinions. I love you very much, Man. YOUR talent astounds me and ALWAYS brings SOME emotion to heart. (Sorry, it's my "Aunt Flow", making me emotional right now. I'll leave it at that. Or I'll be sitting here weeping, as I type, if I continue. God forbid I make you throw up in your mouth a bit due to the physical details of my fertility cycle.)
You're the best and I can't thank you enough.
I hope the promise of my first born child, will do.
*Beaver waves and Weasel kisses to you, Lovey*

.............Take care, be good and pass the Ladysticks.period

[Can You Feel The Love Tonight]

Holy shit. fucking just holy shit shat woahs.

this is the best acapella this organisation has produced.
:D definately. you make the perfect duet. :D and your harmony and epic voice use is just fantastic.
i have favourited this. :D this is the best :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Organic-Cucumber responds:

Yays!!!! We do make the perfect duet. Heheh....epic voice. xD
Yays again!!! :D You're awesome, Stag! No, you're the best! All of the rest of us must get used to the fact that we'll never be as good as you. :)

[Daisy Bell Rock]

be warey

god listened to this, and is most displeased you didnt call it a tandom.
you will be eliminated.
:D also raped by giant mittons named Keith.

DrewtheMew responds:

How dare you annoy me with your 8!!!1!! And as for the tandom comment, the lyrics dont said on a tandom hum hum hum. they say on a bicycle built for two. i shall talk to god and see of he wants it changed, though the song would sound weird if they did change.

[Dont Worry Be Happy (demo]

feels good

nice interpretation on this piece, although i could have felt it more if you added more attitude and energy, its very samey throughout. :D
well done though. i like unusual takes on popular music.
Good Job!

Druids-Warcry responds:

hey man, thanks for the review glad you liked :P

[Highborn Hip hop]

well. i voted 5 but

i never liked the fact, that when a good but powerful beat is in a song... everytime the bass strikes, the rest of the song turns down and back up. which is quite annoying.
i dont know if it is bad equalising, or something...
none the less, you gave a nice beat to this song. i like the beat alot. kudos on the beat.
but i think thats all you made... keep it up though. i will check out your other songs to see what your really capable of :D thanks.

Druids-Warcry responds:

Hey thanks for the review there man! um the sample is the girls voice from BlizzCon 09 and the song is Legiment of the Highborn from WoWs Fansite

as for the EQ its not that the song gets softer... I beefed the drums so high on the Sub Freq. that it over powers every thing around it to make it BANG! as for every thing Over chopped Snare loop mixed with with sidechaining and Parametic Panninng, Light Reverb on the hats to make them "chik" more if you get what im saying

[(gaia) va bad-man-inc preach]

praise the lord

I pray that the lord may replace my now shitted pants with clean whiteness of holy light. because you scared the shit out of me.
WTF? if this is your normal voice.. and you are a stalker... this makes you like some weird... demonic reaper folowing my soul to the abyss?

either way this has lead me into an abyss of sexual ear bliss. :D you are a good preacher. and also a waving bitch hehe.
love ya chicken piss. :D and PM me when you make something or i will destroy you.

rednikaiaG responds:

I scared the shit out of ya, did I, Stag Film------?
Well, that shouldn't be a problem, seeing as how you're FULL of it, right?
Ha! No, that's NOT my real voice (thank Gawd, how fitting) and yes, I AM a stalker.
Oh and I'm following you to the market not the abyss. See, that's me on the bicycle, behind you.
I'm demonic, no, hardly. I haven't the diligence for demonic presence, you see.

Hmm, you too came down with a case fo the sexual ear bliss? Damnit, you must have caught it from me. The free clinic SAID it wasn't communicable. Unworthy goverment healthcare officials! Here, have a moist towelette. They're good for spunk removal. I've used them on MY ears, after listening to YOUR submission for months now. Okay, well like just over a month or so? (My perception of time is horrific!)

Yeah, I live in an abbey and make wine all day long. I have plenty of time to practice my preaching. Even though we aren't supposed to speak aloud. I talk to the plants, you know. They don't argue with me. I wave Bitchily at them as well.

I love you too, Chicken Sperm! :P I WILL PM you with new crapola.
Jeezus, what am I a novelist or something. I'm ending this now.
I apologize for the inability to stop. Ok, seriously.
I'm going. See what you do to me? WTF?
Love, Gaia