Stalagmite's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Minions - Portal]

AAWWEESSOOMMEE!

nice work, bowl head =3 i reckon it was short and sweet, i like your shorts =D keep up the good work, and keep us entertained!

[Man Man 3]

well!

coincidentally i am a big fan of royksopp who you didn't mention as the maker of the song "remind me" :P naaa, it was fairly funy, but it didnt surpass my expectations. =3 its verygood and you have good aniamtion. but you definately need a writer for your skits :p

[Quest for the Front Page]

yeah

didn't have much to it, a small and kind of cheesey idea. it seems very little effort went into it, and that you are capable of producing much better work. so it would be unfitting for me to give you anything higher than five. it was still nice to watch, pleasant and relatable :) a nice idea, but not that well portrayed. however its no reason to stop! keep up the good work and you will keep winning your audience!

Ham-head responds:

Yes no effort went into it whatsoever, I'm glad you noticed :)

Thanks for the comments :)

[An Animation Revolution]

well

you could steal flash or buy it for a squillion bajillion pounds :P

this flash was good =D nice work harry ^^

[asdfmovie: Newblood]

good!

nice take on ASDF. its pretty funny, i didnt actually laugh but i still enjoyed it. not to original or inventive with the jokes, but still it was entertaining. short and sweet. nice work, like others say the static was to loud though :)

[Press Start: Golden Axed]

as a viewer

i found it bland and samey. i dont think there was anything engaging for me personally, perhaps to the audience your aiming at. teenage boys. O_O

i dont know :) but whatever, it is not a bad idea, and its previous episodes have certainly had moreimpact, however this is very droll and i havent really experienced anything exciting to keep me watching or engaged. maybe chaarcter developement would help me actually care about the characters, or something witty, whimsical, comedic or funny would at least make me laugh. but this was kind of meh. im not saying i hated it, it was okay. the art was very half assed though. maybe a little more time on the animation and art would show you arent trying to rush it as much. whatever, i watched as much as i could, about 2 minutes maybe, if not it felt that long. it was watchable, but not really watchable on a level that made me want to keep watching, then again i am drunk right now XD

[Santa Saw Trap]

it was eh.

very samey, not original or funny. interesting idea but not really worthy of anything more than a one. the voices were droll and annoying, and very unexpressionate. even if a flash is bad you can sometimes pick it back up with half decent voice acting for a contradictory contrast, ultimately making it funnier. :)

keep up the work, you will make something you are proud of soon. <3

[Oh, Mr. Woofykins]

WELL

considering that this was done so expertly, i think its most worthy of a ten. i mean sure there are a few creases to iron out, background music, maybe some extra sound effects or atmosphere or something about it. a nice traditional toon with alot of effort put it. it wasn't funny, but then this is not a comedy site. its a flash/animation site XD

from what i saw your work is very good! a little rough and could be cleaned up. eh, im rambling.
point is you got 10 for effort!

[Mista Rabbit]

well

reguarding the fact this is funny and brilliant, it should get a ten. however for its short lack or artistic input its lost a few points. everything else was great though! although i would have given an extra point if it was a little longer :)

[Loverboy]

HAHAHAHA

okay honestly, i have watched this at least 10 times today. not lying. i really have! i think its hilarious! SO hilarious! the style is excellent, the animation reguarding consistency with anatomy is spot on!

it's clean and just precious! absolutely love this 100%!!!!!!