Stalagmite's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[G.O.D]

????a piece of a song????

this is annoyingly only a piece of a song. i dont mind reviewing it, but TBH its not easy listening. iif we all submitted small single riffs to newgrounds it would be packed with this kind of thing. and how would we find the ones that should get noticed?
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Okay. the lowest key playing in this Eb is out of key with the melody. take the melody which is based solely on the white notes and move them up 6 semitones. or alternatively take the Eb down to an A. making the song play in a minor. The beat is ok. although the snare is clacky and aggresive. it is repetitive. and very annoying altogether. i think you should embrace one idea and develope it further at a resonable pace. nice and slow... easy going and build on it. keep experimenting all the time and it will get better.

Do not be offended or surprised by my response. simply look at the vote score, and thank me for having the jip out of the other voters to vote 0 and tell you why.
Keep working. I am sorry. i am not a harsh reviewer. but i can not compliment anything in this work yet. Keep! iT! UP! the more you practice the better you will get. If you have no idea about semitones or chords or musical terms, just ask me personally via PM. or anyone else in the forums. I am happy to teach what i know.
i mean no disrespect.
everyone starts somewhere! and your at the beggining.
so take a step forward.

Thanks for reading.
Stalagmite.

[HALO main theme]

....hm...

i like the music to halo. their is a difference though. NOT that i could do any better. but this does sound like it needs mastering a bit and it all sounds a bit gritty. also the original halo theme would pull you in and was mesmorising and beleivable. Unfortunately this lacks that extra power factor. i am very aware i am listening to music. it does not fill my head and stimulate my brainz like the original. not that this is musically incorrect.
There. i have given you the stars you deserve. the 5/5 vote you earned. also some HELPFUL advice. i hope lol. thanks for this buddy. make more!

[[DF] My Neighbor Totoro]

OMG! do POM POKO! that organ one!

i love this. totoro makes me cry! the big fat pokemon like troll thing LOL.
this song needs a little more mastering, its a little static and clashy.
the harmonies and melody ar so playfully magical! well done! WOW!
thank you so much for bringing this idea back to life! well done!
POM POKO! will destroy the universe with their ballsacks! you must obey the sack! it dominates all of us!
please make Pom Poko. :D

darphfluffy responds:

i said it was a rough mix didn't i?

[Canon Dance Remix #2]

canon... oh dear. LOL

it is nice without the beat and synths.
HOWEVER! this is your interpretation, and it is fantastic. Although i prefer the original i have not right to let that influence my score or review.
VEry nice. although minimal. perhaps lacking some kind of harmony? vocal samples...very basic danc version. but reall kick ass feel to it. full of attitude and very merry. well done. have 9! yay! and 5/5. however i feel you need to change it around themiddle... adding something else? taking something away. I dont know. its not my music.
Well done. and thanks alot.

Charmanzer responds:

i know what you mean, it's just that my inspiration were -10 this week ;P i don't know if i'll continue on this song, i prefer making own songs :) thanks for your support anyways! :D

[Worst Fucking Song Ever Made]

Actually

I like it!

It sound like an electronic yodel. LOL. you must be good at maths. hmmm.... Quantum music eh? perhaps the only song ever made that can actually effect physical matter? actually make your ears bleed? well. Actually if that where to happen, I would vote 5 and 10! purely because you will have effcted the physical being with just sound.
I think it is hilarious. Well done. :D:D:D

midimachine responds:

This guy knows talent when he hears it.

[[SD] Sonic 2 - Chemical Plant]

OMG!

i havent heard this one in years! HOW ACCURATE! really accurate! i mean WOW!!!!!
i hate sonic really. im not a super fan. but i love the corny music. and now i love this too! :D:D:D
not as much as starlight zone though. :D

[Amazing Nights]

ooooooooh.

Along with dead people, the future and White squiggly dots, i also see this in an advert. maybe pringles advert or something. very poewrful, really hypnotic yet engaging. no improvements neccesary. :D:D:D:D
do not buy pringles. Pay attention to my not advertising techniques of pringles which you WILL not BUY because pringles taste so GOOD! but they dont. :D
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Buy pringles. :D

[Pissed off Piano player]

Downloaded much? LOL

wow. i dont beleive this has been downloaded so much! LOL. well who cares lol.
I hope that isnt you playing! LOL. you seem very good at music in your other songs. . :D:D:D

ForNoReason responds:

lol yeah, Im not sure WHY its downloaded that much lol. No thats not me playing. I think I used FL to make that lol. Thanks.

[PrEmoEffect - Kaleidoscope]

O.M.G

not good enough? WTF! FTW? this is FREAKIN SWEET!master it all you like! this is kick ass! with or without! so dreamy and epic!

Legend. :D:D:D

PrEmoEffect responds:

sweet, thanks for positive feedback

[A Voice Acting Demo?]

cartoon voices?

completely not neccesary! you are hilarious! your voice is smart! i want your voice in a flash. I will PM YOU! I FUCKIN MEAN IT! you are legend. wait till i post my pokemon parody and check it out! then it will be your descision whether or not your to good for it. Would you like me to PM you?
I definately think you are fucking hilarious.
Seriously, i am crying! A MAN FUCKING CRYIN! no i am not high. i am pissin myself. You read things around you very well. :D:D:D
I will vote 5 every fuckin day for you! SMART!

ForNoReason responds:

lol thanks! Glad you enjoyed and go ahead and PM me.