Stalagmite's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dont Worry Be Happy (demo]

feels good

nice interpretation on this piece, although i could have felt it more if you added more attitude and energy, its very samey throughout. :D
well done though. i like unusual takes on popular music.
Good Job!

Druids-Warcry responds:

hey man, thanks for the review glad you liked :P

[Highborn Hip hop]

well. i voted 5 but

i never liked the fact, that when a good but powerful beat is in a song... everytime the bass strikes, the rest of the song turns down and back up. which is quite annoying.
i dont know if it is bad equalising, or something...
none the less, you gave a nice beat to this song. i like the beat alot. kudos on the beat.
but i think thats all you made... keep it up though. i will check out your other songs to see what your really capable of :D thanks.

Druids-Warcry responds:

Hey thanks for the review there man! um the sample is the girls voice from BlizzCon 09 and the song is Legiment of the Highborn from WoWs Fansite

as for the EQ its not that the song gets softer... I beefed the drums so high on the Sub Freq. that it over powers every thing around it to make it BANG! as for every thing Over chopped Snare loop mixed with with sidechaining and Parametic Panninng, Light Reverb on the hats to make them "chik" more if you get what im saying

[(gaia) va bad-man-inc preach]

praise the lord

I pray that the lord may replace my now shitted pants with clean whiteness of holy light. because you scared the shit out of me.
WTF? if this is your normal voice.. and you are a stalker... this makes you like some weird... demonic reaper folowing my soul to the abyss?

either way this has lead me into an abyss of sexual ear bliss. :D you are a good preacher. and also a waving bitch hehe.
love ya chicken piss. :D and PM me when you make something or i will destroy you.

rednikaiaG responds:

I scared the shit out of ya, did I, Stag Film------?
Well, that shouldn't be a problem, seeing as how you're FULL of it, right?
Ha! No, that's NOT my real voice (thank Gawd, how fitting) and yes, I AM a stalker.
Oh and I'm following you to the market not the abyss. See, that's me on the bicycle, behind you.
I'm demonic, no, hardly. I haven't the diligence for demonic presence, you see.

Hmm, you too came down with a case fo the sexual ear bliss? Damnit, you must have caught it from me. The free clinic SAID it wasn't communicable. Unworthy goverment healthcare officials! Here, have a moist towelette. They're good for spunk removal. I've used them on MY ears, after listening to YOUR submission for months now. Okay, well like just over a month or so? (My perception of time is horrific!)

Yeah, I live in an abbey and make wine all day long. I have plenty of time to practice my preaching. Even though we aren't supposed to speak aloud. I talk to the plants, you know. They don't argue with me. I wave Bitchily at them as well.

I love you too, Chicken Sperm! :P I WILL PM you with new crapola.
Jeezus, what am I a novelist or something. I'm ending this now.
I apologize for the inability to stop. Ok, seriously.
I'm going. See what you do to me? WTF?
Love, Gaia

[A Pirate's Song]

LOL!

ARGH! i am running....although... its no good... i shall FLY! like Spongebob or the flying dutchman! ARGH! wonderful LOlzores have been invited in my earholes. =D WELL DONE FNR!

ForNoReason responds:

lol thanks man! Don't fly to high... the sun is HOT!

[Pokemon Impressions]

Score 8. Vote 5.

Pikachu-flawless, maybeto improve go higher! really set your self a goal and just kick the ball in!
Squirtle- yes. very sexual. lol. not quite the right strain of voice, i think it requires a little more croaky stiffness.
Ivysaur- i dont know i never heard of it! Xb
Charmander- i dont care for ego raptor. this was good but nothing like the charmander on pokemon =D

i think you are AWESOME at pikachu. technically i should give you about 6. 2.5 points per character, and i only really liked the pikachu, but it was so good it just made me happy. which times my score by like 4!
meh..........you do the math. rofl.
nice work. super fun. and your not afraid to go there! "goes to look at va demo"

[Pokebike Acappella]

WTF

okay. So.......right..... yeah.... this..........
YOU?
reallythefuck?
okay. so you just made it to the top of my awesomeness list. really you are fucking awesome. and this SECRET subject i have not been told of has Lolled me once again (genuinely rofls)
LIES>............................ not really. the whole thing is actually quite in tune. i think i have met my match!

[Mad World -Cayler]

.......(teardrop sound)

fine. you are the fourth artist on NG to make me cry this year. right now.
thank you. beautiful voice. so pure and clear. how the fuck arent you famous yet.

.....the world is mad.

Cayler responds:

I hope making you cry is a good thing, because I feel proud right now. lol :P

[-New Horizon-]

holy shit

absolutely wonderful. really really fucking excellent.
i dont believe its not made by a professional.
pure bliss to the ear holes! well done.

thirstycanvas responds:

I'm really touched that you like it! That means a lot!

[Pachelbel's Gallon]

ROFLGurg.

harmonies are bittersweet like a velvet child .
vomit strikes once again but it is worth it. you are a weird team. consisting of 2 active members rofl. let us bow down at the masters of gurgle music. =D
lovely and genius. sexual.
wacka wacka. here till tuesday. coz i have cancer and die on the wednesday.
KTHXBAI.

Organic-Cucumber responds:

Today is wednesday YAY! Oh not for you..

Tell Hitler I said WACKA WACKA.

[Freeeeedom]

zomgawshness

its like yo put a cheese slice in a blender with a chicken toenail and actually nevermind.
this is brilliant! really well done. a little chucked together but who the feck cares. i love the illusion breaker "oh god i am only half way through" LOL. HOBBITS FTW. i thought it was weird at first lol. very enticing! a true tribute to the joy of the scotts!
YAY!

Organic-Cucumber responds:

Aye