Stalagmite's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Entertainer Rave]

haha

i said i would write you a review.
SOOOOOOOO........... here goes.
this is the song we shall play to our ebabies.. twill sooth them into innocent slumber... wonderful harmonics like sexy time with Borat yes?
love the whole! the synths are energetic like me and my skype conversations... (ironic sarcasm there, it HAS got energy UNLIKE my covos) and the beat sounds like when my parents do it in the room above myne... great for funking down too !!!!! EAUCH! well... not quite a review, but something interesting to read i am sure.

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[TV Land and 'Splosions]

the second voice...

sounds incredibly like homer simpson. :) absolutely fantastic actually! work on that one, because not many people can do homer. you would be well to advertise yourself in that way, alot of people ask for homer! :)
oh and that dude, i forget his name, but the 5th voice... was EXACTLY FRIKKIN like him! SO ACCURATE! BRILLIANT EXCELLENT! really frikkin good job man! :D well done! :D

poopywater responds:

Thanks for the positive review. I didn't realize it sounded like Homer, I can kinda hear it, but he's hard to do. I'll work on it though. Oh, and the guy you're thinking of is Christopher Walken.

[(gaia) va pirate contest]

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hey gaia! firstly. WTF. why didnt you pm me. this has been up for a week? man.. i am a SHIT stalker. but i thought you would send me a PM for a review. you didnt so lucky i discovered this anyways.

it is VERY good. you arent just a multitalented old wench whos voices drive my nuts insane.
YOU ARE a truly gifted writer too! :D that was fantastic writing! seriously, extremely good writing aswell! you are multitalented. and its great to know ya!
you always say crap like " when you get to the big wigs donate me some munnies" or " when your famous"
BUT YOU! are the one who will have peasants begging at your knees! i humbly bow down to the mistress of the voice :D WELL DONE! pissed that you didnt pm me though. >:(!!!!!!!!

rednikaiaG responds:

Ok, let me explain, my precious little refrigerator Stag-net, Ok------?
This sub was a pain in the ass! I had SO many problems, skimmin' it down to 60 seconds. I was almost hallucinating after I finished and I have to admit. I'm not really all that impressed with it. I had just put SO much time into SHORTENING its length that I didn't want to chuck it, ya know? I didn't ask anyone to come and review this (not that I can remember anyway). If I only could have used my pyschic abilities to magically squeeze in the ENTIRE script, I WOULD have found it worthy and WOULD have asked you to come give it a listen. I PROMISE! <3
Thank you for your compliments, Staggy-Poo. You're such a poor, biased soul. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I KNOW. I'm pulling a "Stag" here and thinking you're just saying shit to make me smile. Sitting around, thinking I'm nothing but a hot piss, creator. Uh-huh, that's right, I said it!
You're the sweetest Beaver ever and I can't thank you enough for your friendship and opinions. I love you very much, Man. YOUR talent astounds me and ALWAYS brings SOME emotion to heart. (Sorry, it's my "Aunt Flow", making me emotional right now. I'll leave it at that. Or I'll be sitting here weeping, as I type, if I continue. God forbid I make you throw up in your mouth a bit due to the physical details of my fertility cycle.)
You're the best and I can't thank you enough.
I hope the promise of my first born child, will do.
*Beaver waves and Weasel kisses to you, Lovey*

.............Take care, be good and pass the Ladysticks.period

[Stag's Dilemma]

naughty boo-boo......

this is a song...... yes.... it is certainly that.
i actually LOLLED very hard.
1- why does this loop PERFECTLY.. because you never want the joyness to stop?
2- WHY does Gaia get first review! >:( Aussie thumbs up to you GAIA! lol.
3- i cant tell you how gutted i am about jinko.. i am still searching for the file!
4- Foul fables is on the shelf for now. until i get a good idea.
5- CC is requires months of preperation, which i am still doing :D
6- um... there are lots more i know, but they are down the pan i think :D
7- this is the seventh comment
8- you have a very good voice! and your sense of key is very good! you are like my equal i think.. maybe better!
9- you have made me a song that will stay forever! :D with the perfect mind fucking melody. DAISY DAISY!!!! you bastard, your trying so hard to get that stuck in my head!!! DAMN YOU!
BUT also!
thank you so much. this is my first EVER song dedicated to me :D
i will certainly finnish an animation for mew. :D THANX man! :D

[D D D D D D D Dd D]

WHY?

i admire your intense D torrets session... i got... over there... CAKE!! pork rind.. dinosaur.
ignore them, they have no sense of humour. :D
this is wonderful. and i couldnt achieve this myself...
did you provide the sound effects for transformers?

[Can You Feel The Love Tonight]

Holy shit. fucking just holy shit shat woahs.

this is the best acapella this organisation has produced.
:D definately. you make the perfect duet. :D and your harmony and epic voice use is just fantastic.
i have favourited this. :D this is the best :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Organic-Cucumber responds:

Yays!!!! We do make the perfect duet. Heheh....epic voice. xD
Yays again!!! :D You're awesome, Stag! No, you're the best! All of the rest of us must get used to the fact that we'll never be as good as you. :)

[Daisy Bell Rock]

be warey

god listened to this, and is most displeased you didnt call it a tandom.
you will be eliminated.
:D also raped by giant mittons named Keith.

DrewtheMew responds:

How dare you annoy me with your 8!!!1!! And as for the tandom comment, the lyrics dont said on a tandom hum hum hum. they say on a bicycle built for two. i shall talk to god and see of he wants it changed, though the song would sound weird if they did change.