Stalagmite's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Angry Animator Rant]

holy shit

sheep??? is that fucking sheep in the back ground??? FTW!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
a COW????? hahaha... holy shit.. just wow! this guy has a real social problem. no wonder considering he has no patience and the aggresive manner of a rabid monkey,
seriously... just holy shit... and the horrible gore sounds... they just make it all the better. well done. SIR!!!!!!! or madam...

[Nearer my God to thee 8bit]

this is a SIN!!!!!!!

it is like you are raping jesus with this blasphemous monstrosity! god is totally gonna bitchslap you.

well actually. i find it truly wonderful! simple yet wonderful! =D you should do one about satan next for contrast.

[The Voice Actor's Creed]

FORnication NO Raisin.

nice work out! keep it up! coz it lols me! =D i liked alot of your voices, although like you used to, you dont shout enough!!! try doing some voices that require alot of shouting. =D

[8bit Office Theme]

The inquisition continues

read hot pokers in my nose is more fun than this song. yet i feel compelled to listen to it and nod joyfully desite the hatred i have.
it sounds better in beeps =D

[(gaia) va 4 billybean-va]

and this is exactly why i havent reviewed you yet.

how else could i congratulate you! =D congratulations! very impressive and still laughing every time i hear it! and LOL!!! i just absolutely love your black woman! =D well done! =D

rednikaiaG responds:

Hmmm, you like my Black Woman, aye, Stag-a-rino------?
Well, she's busy right now, taking a bubble bath but I'll be SURE to tell her you like her! That'll really brighten up her day, you know. She's had a rough week. I guess it IS harder, living in a close-minded part of the World when you're a double-whammied minority. *rolls my eyes at you sarcastically and waits for something smart to come out of your trigger fast witty mouth*
Thanks Stalagmite, honestly!
Your compliments are nothing but golden to me. I'm STILL in awe at all the things you manage to do with yourself. Art and animation, voice acting, writing, musical composition, a capella masterpieces and not to mention, all the laughs you wrangle up, no matter WHERE you go. You're amazing and I'm blessed just to know you. Thanks for being there to help me out and make me smile. Ok, I'll go now before I start reciting a feckin' Hallmark Card to you. I mean, DAYUM. . .

.................Take care, be good and learn to accept compliments willingly.period

[Theme from The Office]

i hate you

and i hate the americanised bullshit that became the office. but mostly i hate you for getting this tune stuck in my head for the next 10 fucking hours!!!
you are mastermind of head fuckery.
thanks for trapping me with a link into this lol.

btw, its just joke, and this is brilliant. it sounds extremely accurate! was it midi???

[Arcane existence [ft. sfapil2]]

WONDERFUL!

i will vote on this EVERDAY! 0!!!!!!!!!!! i will zerobomb it!!!!! lol. joke... of course, wonderful collaberation piece guys! seriously well done! i really can feel it! very energetic and exciting composition! =D well done both of you! ;D

georgem124 responds:

of course my favourite part was the piano and the bells, they add a classical touch which is really cool, makes it classical techno lol.

i have no idea why this is video game i just decided all my songs sound video game so i now put lots of my songs in video game

[Cannon in VD major]

Organic cucumber MUCH!

i didnt know you wrote a song about my sexual organs! =D wonderful!
hededededed hededededed hedede-pa-ti-TUS! HEY!
LOOOOL!! I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHIN! LOL!

Organic-Cucumber responds:

I liked the bit where we talked about STDs.

[Toothbrush]

ZOMG. your chompers must be GLISTENING!

ZOMwow. just epic toothbrush music.
i just shat my pants with LOLs. =D HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Assassin2 responds:

UR NUMBER ONE. I like how you like it. You're like a Swedish Pirate without a beard, making out with you would be much better than expected.